Hiya. My name is Miss Molly and I'm an 8 year old English Staffy with a massive mouth, it’s a weapon of mass destruction for sure. I keep doing things that make my human yell and throw her arms in the air so I thought maybe if I shared them with you I'd make more humans look crazy. It’s kind of funny to watch.
My silly human tried to cage me in but I showed her that life's not for me ... I’m adventurous and want to explore. My human couldn't work out how I was escaping and she kept calling “Houdini” ..I actually thought she'd forgotten my name. One day she set up one of those scary camera thingy's and ran away. I thought she was leaving me so I showed her just how stupid caging me in was. She posted my cleverness on facebook and I've recently been on TV but for some reason they made me into a Mexican ... I'm really not sure why considering my background in English but I was born in Oz. My human was trying to recoup some of my expenses (I am VERY VERY EXPENSIVE- I don't like or do anything cheap) but unfortunately I didn't win, probably because they got the accent wrong. Take a look I think I'm pretty clever and they said it was a child proof pool fence …IDIOTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHKp81k9VCw
Anyway I best be off my human seems relaxed and her arms are by her sides so I should really fix that. Have a good day bum sniffing.
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